I have 3 guinea pigs.
Although Uno has the most pictures on my tumblr, he isn’t my favorite. (I don’t play favorites!)
He’ll just put up with my shit more than Charlie and Tony will. And plus, he’s really fat.
the entire lord of the rings from the rings perspective
hand hand river dirt gollum hobbits pockets pockets finger envelope fire hand neck neck finger hobbits neck neck neck pocket finger LAVA
I’m going to name my kid Courtney so when people call her by the wrong name she can be like
"it’s Courtney, bitch"